Feb 16, 2012

Hellooooooo NURSE!!!!

Things I would do to have this dress:
  • punch a baby
  • punch two babies
  • lick the side of a dumpster
  • sleep in a port-a-potty on a hot summer night
  • pull out a healthy fingernail
  • shave my head (worst than it sounds bc I'd look like Chunk from the Goonies with no hair)
  • share a chapstick with a prostitute
  • tongue bathe an animal of your choosing
...i want it that bad.

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