Things I would do to have this dress:
- punch a baby
- punch two babies
- lick the side of a dumpster
- sleep in a port-a-potty on a hot summer night
- pull out a healthy fingernail
- shave my head (worst than it sounds bc I'd look like Chunk from the Goonies with no hair)
- share a chapstick with a prostitute
- tongue bathe an animal of your choosing
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