One pube sandwich please!

SO, I have long days at school so I pack myself a little lunch and munch on it usually while printing notes or doing school work at the computer lab. Well today I had myself the most delightful pb&j with a cut up apple and a healthy dose of Cheez Its. And lucky me, to my delight I notice a thick pube hanging out right where my hands having been laying when they weren't busy stuffing my face...

...Isn't it glorious, just shining in the light (BARF!!!).